Mockus Latinus

So, with "Natus" and "Iulia", my duo oldest discipuli, we spent the last hour in STITCHES making up silly Latin words or phrases such as "O-us snappus, est!"  (Mockus Latinus words must end in "us" or "a" and all phrases or sentences end in "est".) 

Translation:  So, with Nate and Julia, my two oldest students, we spent the last hour in stitches making up silly Latin words or phrases such as "Oh Snap!"  (Mock Latin words must end in "us" or "a" and all phrases or sentences end in "est".)

Try translating this to see how quickly my day is going down the drain...

Natus madus Helena sniffus Natus' armpitus est.  Iulia saidus, "Natus mortus Helena!"....

sigh....

At least they are having fun!  Now the two year old is calling her older brother Natus!